Quotes from Camp
Don't they just take ya back!!? Whoo hoo!!!
Note: Some words have been changed to prevent the deterioration of staff image. ;-)
SERIOUS (pay attention - you'll never see real seriousness from camp people, ever again!!)
It's like Christmas and my birthday, all rolled into one!
You are free to touch someone's life.
Open up your eyes and look within...are you satisfied with the life you're living? - Bob Marley
What do we live for except the make life less difficult for each other?
Home is where your heart is.
Don't walk ahead of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me, and be my friend. - Albert Camus
The trick is what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. - Carlos Castaneda
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, pitch manure, solve equations, analyze a new problem, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein
Some day after mastering the winds, the waves, the tide and gravity, we shall harness the energies of Love, and then for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. - Teilhard de Chardin
We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time. - T.S. Eliot
The kind of love they showed me will conquer hatred every time.
I'm so lucky to have known people it was so hard to say goodbye to!
Only within yourself exists that other reality for which you long. I can give you nothing that has not already its being within yourself. I can throw open to you no picture gallery but your own soul. All I can give you is the opportunity, the impulse, the key. I can help you make your own world visible. That is all. - Hermann Hesse
FUNNIES
Let me pee or you die!!
Look at the moon, it's in the middle of the sky!
Excuse me, miss, your backside is showing.
You're all fired?
How long is rest hour?
What is reconciliation? Does it hurt?
What if people wiped their arses with tinfoil?
Lunch tastes like Grandma!
Oh my god, where are my legs??
Trash - we're what's for dinner!
You WILL take a shower!
If I was a woman for a day...
(singing) I like to dump stuff on my head; dirt and water and moldy bread...
Dale! (motion)
Somebody hold me!!
Oh my god, Hayden turned into the devil!
100% ALL MAN, baby!!
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