• The only clothes you can bring are sweatpants and t-shirts. And a scrunchy...it's a must-have.
• No luxury item...you're not allowed to have one.
• No contact with the outside world (until grocery day).
• You MUST take all three kids with you on grocery day.
• The house must remain liveable...this includes, sweeping, mopping, vacuuming, keeping up on laundry, dusting, doing dishes, making beds, and most importantly, making sure the bathroom DOES NOT smell like urine.
• You must ignore the fact that no one seems to notice that the house is liveable.
• You can only shower AFTER everyone you know has dropped in unexpectedly.
• You cannot use the bathroom alone. There must be a child with you at all times.
• You must refrain from using the phrase "can you wait a minute" cuz they can't.
• The 'five second rule' applies in this house.
• No movies until after all the kids are in bed...unless it's rated 'G'.
• You may not lock up, tie up or handcuff 'the kids'. (note: this rule doesn't apply to 'the husband')
• Any appointments must be made to ON TIME...so you and 'the husband', can figure out how to entertain 'the kids' while you wait for an hour to be seen.
• If you are cuddling with 'the husband' you must have at least one child cuddling too.
• If you are sitting, you must have at least one child on your lap. (Unless your in the van, which leads us to...)
• While in the van, the music MUST be turned up loud enough for everyone to sing along. But you must also listen to and answer any questions, requests etc. from the back.
• You may not give 'the kids' sour milk or 'the husband' skunky beer.
• Only two-person alliances can be made. One of these people must be 'the husband'. (note: alliances are easily broken by sick kids, crying kids, over due bills, or a number of things!)

• If you get all the kids down for a nap at the same time, you've won the reward challange. Your reward is an hour of peace and quiet all to yourself.
• There is no immunity...not here, not from anything.

• Tribal Council will take place every day...16 days is long enough for this game.
• You will be voted off by 'the kids' and 'the husband'.
• In the case of a tie, the players will use rock, paper, scissors to see who stays and who goes.
• Once your name is read you're asked to go to the nearest shrink and get a little counciling.
• No votes will be cast in alphabetical order or by using the 'pick a number' plan.

If you've read the rules, and are still interested take a look-see at what the application may look like.
...what do you think? Think I'll have my own #1 rated show on t.v.? Doubtful, but I know that in all reality I AM the "Ultimate Survivor"!!