What's wrong if you keep seeing talking animals? You're having Disney spells

Where was King Solomon's temple? On his forehead

What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't invented yet.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost

Why is a slippery pavement like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat

Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dog? An animal that chases itself

Knock, knock Who's there? Cornflakes Cornflakes who? I'll tell you next week, it's a cereal

Why don't bats live alone? They like to hang around with their friends

What do you get if you cross a daffodil with a crocodile? I don't know but I wouldn't try sniffing it!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a monster? A creature that gets a cracker whenever it asks for one

What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? Santa walking backwards

Knock, knock Who's there? Nobody Thank goodness!

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in? The dark

How does a witch tell the time? With a witchwatch

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi

What's in the middle of a jellyfish? A jellybutton

Girl: What did you get that little medal for? Boy: For singing Girl: What did you get the big one for? Boy: For stopping!

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