"Heart Braker!"--I LovedVegetaman

"I thought I had a chance, you looked sooo gay when I first saw you and Kakarotte"-VegetaLoverGuy

C: A heck of these messages say so!

Vegeta: T-that's just stupid! Stupidity!

Bulma: Wow. I never knew so many people liked him! Even gay people!

Vegeta: Why do ya seem so suprized? I am way better stronger and cuter than kakarotte!

C: Next question is from Bulmasno1fan and she is on the phone line!
Bulma, I was so suprized at you when Vegeta dissed you right in front of your face in the Android saga calling you a crazy woman and stuff. Why the heck don't you just slap him round the face a coupe of million times!

C: What a good point! Slap Him! Slap Him! Slap Him!

Vegeta: ....

Bulma: Yes I think I will, I can't let him get away with such things! *starts slapping Vegeta round the face!*

C: Wow crap hat gotta hurt!

Vegeta: *hides his face* Damnit! Stop! My tooth! I blast you!

Bulma: *Stops slapping him* You wouldn't dare.

Vegeta:*shows his face* I would've.

C: That's a lot of blood on your face Veg. Bulma not that hard!

Bulma: Sorry Veg, But the heck you did deserve it! You killed some of my friends, I wash your clothes, do the food, help my dad work on the gravity machine- all for what being called a crazy woman?

Vegeta: Er....Sorry? What! I just let my prid-

C: Shut the heck up about your pride! *reads a instant message* Here is a good point from 'cc capsule'

Cc Capsule in da house, and I just wanted to say to y'all dat I think if Bulma had dumped Vegeta, Vegeta would be a piece of trash! Bulma is da only one who can cope with Vegeta as vegeta don't do noting @ home part from train, Bulma looks after him all da time, some people have really gotta respect dat!

C: Wow!

Bulma: *lost for words*

Vegeta: Er..What can say! if this guy wants to repect my wife for being a wife then fine!

C: We got another question here from gud_guy
Veg, is Bura going out with anyone?

Goku: I heard that she was going out with Goten!

Vegeta: Damn! You scared me! Kakarottes! Oh No! Oh (bleep). Please tell me this is a nightmare Goten and Bura? You must be kidding me!

BULMA: I hate when Vegeta is even near Goku. I gotta go, bye! Oh hi Goku!

Goku: Hey Vegeta I have been wanting to ask you this for a long time now...

Vegeta: What (Thinking if he is going to ask him to a fight and get excited)

Goku: Have you ever tried a Chocolate bar?

Vegeta: That has got to be the most stupidest question ever! No I haven't and I don't plan to either! I don't want to get fat!

Goku: Try one you will just burn it off anyway, Milk Chocolate, Peanut, and even white ones!

Vegeta: Doy! Next question please

C: I like the white chocolate bars they are yummy.

Vegeta: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!

C: Vegeta are you feeling left out cause you haven't had a chocobar?

Vegeta: No!

Goku: Milky Way.....

Vegeta: Milky way?

C: It's a Chocolate stupid, hey I have one in my pocket, want it Vegeta?

Vegeta: No! You probably sat on it with your fat arse

C: What? Don't diss me. Hey Goku, want to know a little secret about Vegeta? Yaaa you do. He is obsessed with you he has loads of poster of you up on his wall.

Vegeta: *Blushes*Only ones that I have ki blasted! Shut UP 'C'! I take whatever I said to you back!

C: Good!

Goku:  o.O Er are you sure you don't want to try a chocolate bar, they are chewy and lovely and tasty....

C: It couldn't hurt if you just have one..

Goku: Yea!

Vegeta: Well one couldn't hurt could it? Give that Chocolate to me!

C: Next question..To Goku,
hey Goku Man!

Goku: (trying to act cool)Hi man

Vegeta:(still eating) What a loser!

Hey I wanted to say that Vegeta is so like way better than you dude!! I gotta go surfs up!

Goku: (still trying to act cool) Bya dude. Wicked. Yea North Side Man! Ride that wave!

Vegeta: *stares at him for a long time blankly* What a loser! Anyway you have another Chocolate? I think it is time for Goku to go, he is embarrassing us both!

C: So you liked that Chocolate bar? Huh! Well Me and Vegeta will be back another time with new guest and old!

Vegeta: I hope goku isn't coming back!

C: Bye!

Vegeta: Later

Goku: (still trying to be cool) sayanora man! Lets go and ride some waves!

Vegeta: *training so he can burn his fat off* Why does Goku not gain weight when he eats Chocolates?

C: Because Goku eats one once a month, not once every second Vegeta

Vegeta: hmph!

C: Well we don't seem to have any guests at all. Lets see. Goku is away training Gohan. Bulma is shopping with Bura. Hey Trunks is free!

Vegeta: Damnit, not that kid.

C: Shut it Vegeta, just keep jogging on the spot *calls Trunks*

Trunks: Hello?

Vegeta: Ha his text is purple on the interview!

C: *ingoring Vegeta* Hi Trunks, I want to interview you come on ever to the local gym ok? Bye.

Trunks: Ok, why do I have to have purple text?

C: Cause your hair is purple stupid. Now come to the gym.

In five seconds trunks is arrives

C: Hi.

Trunks (staring at the amount of weight Vegeta has put on) What the heck did you do to him?

C: Got him hooked on Chocolates!

Vegeta: Stop laughing, it isn't funny!

Trunks: Yea it is look at you! You big blob!

Vegeta: *Ki blasts Trunks* Take That

Trunks: *Dodges blast*

C: Lets begin with questions, first one is for Trunks and Vegeta from Er Bura?
You both are assholes!
Bura

Vegeta: Well she isn't very nice, I still remember the way she dissed me about my mustache *remebers it and shudders*.

Trunks: What did I do?

C:Ok, thanks for that Bura, next one is from noname
Hi it's noname and i have come to say to you guys, wazzup! Trunks your cute. I wanted to ask this o you Trunks, your smart cause you now run the Capsule Corp, but are you smarter than Gohan?

Trunks: gee I dunno, maybe we should both take a quiz together.

Vegeta: WHY DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A QUIZ TOGETHER? YOU SHOULD BE FIGHTING TOGETHER! AND OF COURSE HE IS SMARTER THAN GOHAN! Dumbass

C: Vegeta!

Vegeta: Hey Trunks, you better watch it if noname is a guy, there are quite al ot of gay people out there Trunks...

Trunks: gaa

C: Like father, like son. Next question is from me! Can we go out some time Trunks? I want to know if I can make a shrine about you..

Trunks: ya-

Vegeta: Hey she my fan Trunks back off! Oops I shouldn't have said that should I?

C: Veg that is so nice of you *hugs him* sorry Trunks san.

Vegeta: Get off crazy woman!

Trunks: it's ok. I got plenty of fans, plenty. But dad is just deperate for fans like you!

C: What the heck? Trunks go away. You smell baaaad. Trunks do you think your cute?

Trunks: Of course!

C: (starts rolling on the ground with laughter)

Vegeta: (starts laughing to)

Trunks: shut it!

C: hahahaha. We have a phone call for Trunks.

Trunks Go on then.

Bulma and Bura: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah Trunks cute? hahahahahaha

Trunks: Back off I leaving this dumb interview*flies off*.

Vegeta: That was funny

C: Did you know that all this time Vegeta has been jogging on the spot, doing push ups and punching air? Well he has and has burnt off all the chocolate he has eaten, well done!

Vegeta: I don't give a damn. I hated chocolate anyway.

C: Whatever Vegeta. I'm going, you can stay here and train (leaves)
Outside the gym: C: little does vegeta know that I have hidden a little camera in the gym see what he does.
vegeta stands there. He does some push ups. He calls Bulma and family. He said that he will be back soon, Bulma make dinner! He put the phone down. He mutters that he loves his family so much.

C: That is sooo cute. Well anyway this interview is over now. Lets leave vegeta to mutter on about his family.  *sigh*.

C: Now that Vegeta is his normal size we are doing this interview on a beach, with his family.

Vegeta: Why a beach?

C: Because! Now Bulma and trunks go and swim in the sea cause I am interviewing Bura!

Vegeta: If your interviewing her that means you can't interview me so bye!

C: Vegeta! This is a joint interview! Now first question is for Bura and Vegeta 'Bura do you think you lucky as you got a dad like Vegta who always spoils you? Vegeta why do you spoil her?

Bura: He doesn't spoil me. Well sometimes but.... He doesn't spoil me! stop asking me this he doesn't he doesn't!

Vegeta: What she said.

C: Another question this one is from Sandra.
Vegeta, are you really gay?

C: Of course not, noone from dragonballz/gt is wait there was that one guy at the end of dbz but still.

Vegeta: Why you even ask that, dumbass! I have a WIFE a lady WIFE,duh!

Bura: More like Trunks is than Vegeta

C: Okaaay next question from rjl4 saying
Bura, you don't seem to like your brother very much, why? Vegeta do they get on well? And When trunks is old and retires from the capsule corp. will Bura take over?

Bura: yea I like like my bro, he doesn't like me.

Vegeta: They don't really see much of each other. I don't think Bura can take over the capsule corp. She isn't as smart as Trunks.

Bura: Grrrrrrr

C: Who do you think will run the capsule corp then?

Bura: ME!

Vegeta: I dunno, it will probably go out of business

Bura: *gets mad* whacks her dad round the face some times

C: Whoooaa! You really are like your mom (mum)!

Vegeta: Yea she is

Trunks: Hi!

Bura: *cracks up* Purple text!

Trunks: *goes super saiyan and ki blast her*

Bura: *gets hit, gets mad gets Trunks back* Die you foolish saiyan!

Trunks: Well at least I'm, a super saiyan,not a bimbo like you!

Bura: What the heck did you call me?

Trunks: *shouting* A BIMBO!

(Bura fans suddenly come out of nowhere, and crowd around Trunks)

(Trunks fans suddenly come out of nowhere and crowd around the Bura fans who are crowding round Trunks)

(A huge fight starts, Vegeta is sad as none of his fans are near)

C: Heck, I'm outta here

Vegeta: No,  *smirks* we are finshing this interview here.

C: There gonna kill us all.

vegeta: *wacks 'C'*

C: *comes back to reality*  Oh thank goodness it was just a dream

Vegeta: it wasn't they have just gone and had a huge fight with paintball guns

C: Wow I gotta see this

(everyone watches the attack of the fans with paint ball guns, very wierd, noone wins in the end as vegeta comes and tells them all to go away and grabs his kids and flys back to the beach)

C: This was a very wierd interview, don't ask me where I got this idea from, cause I dunno.