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This is a parody of The Rockstar Boyfriend Test. Find out who your Rockystar Boyfriend is!

For each question, select the answer that best applies to you. Record the number that pops up in the box below each question. When you're finished, click "Add My Score" to find your score.

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Question #1: I can't resist a man who ...
a.) looks just as good in heels as I do.
b.) knows that the most useful piece of clothing is a shoe.
c.) isn't afraid to show his sister a little affection.
d.) tastes good with barbecue sauce.
e.) has half a brain.
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Question #2: My idea of a romantic first date is ...
a.) just me, my man, the radio, and the backseat of a car.
b.) cuddling up on the couch to watch a good movie - a porn movie, maybe.
c.) sex.
d.) dinner and a movie - the traditional, healthy, normal date.
e.) breaking open a bottle of champagne (preferably by dropping it on the floor) and engaging in some elbow sex.
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Question #3: The sexiest part of a man is his ...
a.) asshole. Uh, I mean ...
b.) saxophone. ;-)
c.) deltoid, tricep, hot groin, bicep!
d.) hump.
e.) "forbidden fruit."
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Question #4: In his spare time, my dream guy ...
a.) secretly plots the demise of his enemies.
b.) lifts weights.
c.) stabs teddy bears.
d.) discovers breakthroughs in biochemical (and bisexual) research.
e.) runs backwards.
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Question #5: The perfect man says witty, sweet things like ...
a.) "Damnit, I love you!"
b.) "My most beautiful sister ..."
c.) "I'm out of my hed!"
d.) (grunt, grunt)
e.) "Mmm, so soft, so sensual ..."
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Question #6: My boyfriend's got to love his ...
a.) family. Close family. Maybe a little too much.
b.) body. He's sexy and he knows it!
c.) Tinky-Winky doll.
d.) plaid bowtie.
e.) motorcycle. Oooh, tough guy!
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Question #7: If my boyfriend caught me sleeping with another man, he'd ...
a.) dump me. Not like he can't pick up any old chick.
b.) sing a song which would later be cut out of the movie. Still, it was a nice thought.
c.) hide under the bed and cry.
d.) ask to join in!
e.) kill me and keep my body in his bedroom.
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Question #8: If my ideal man has a weakness, it's that he ...
a.) is a little too naive.
b.) can be boring sometimes.
c.) has a very short temper.
d.) has a huge ego.
e.) needs salt.
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Question #9: If I were feeling sad, my ideal man would ...
a.) suggest a night of passion. No, insist a night of passion.
b.) tell me that everything's going to be all right.
c.) take me for a ride on his motorcycle.
d.) suck my neck.
e.) offer himself, mind and ... body ... for comfort.
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