ROCKY HORROR ANTHEM
(To the tune of "America, the Beautiful")
by David Chosid

Oh, beautiful, for queers and straights
And transvestites in pearls!
For genitals, and nudity
For little boys and girls
Oh, Rocky Horror Show we love
Frank, fuck us 'til we're blue
And whips and chains
And whipped cream
Make us say,
"Fuck you, too!"