"He was my English teacher in high school. I am never up late enough to watch the show but certainly will try now. He was a great teacher and very funny 30 years ago. - Phyllis Cellura

"Alan used to be an English teacher. I've known him for twenty one years.

He started out with a talent agency called J. Michael Bloom. That agency is now defunct.

He used to voice for USA Cable and do voiceovers for commercials. His big break came with the Letterman show.

The hair is real, by the way. Regards." - PhonePatch@aol.com

"All of us here TOTALLY disagree with the person who said Alan Kalker can't sing. We love his "for the ladies" and he certainly CAN sing!!!!" - Patricia Hamway

"Get a girlfriend" - Cameraman Joe

"This is a great idea. Although I really miss Bill Wendell, Alan is the kamikaze announcer. There's nothing he won't do for a laugh. He's really a good sport. He's also a very poor singer.

I've added your URL to my links tables, and look forward to seeing what you do with the site.

Best wishes,
DDY

Meeowwwwwww!" - David Yoder