Some of the best audio and video clips we could find!

Nervous Breakdown	For the Ladies
For the Ladies II	Alan Kalter's Millennium Party
Alan Kalter's Songs to Make Sweet Love By	Announcer For Hire
Alan in Boogie Nights

Audio clips (in wav format)

Alan's plea to Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres (8/28/00, 520k)	Alan freaks when Dave forgets his fifth anniversary (9/6/00, 741k)
Who let the dogs out? (mp3, 512k) (Thanks to Sam Dallas)	Crystal Clear Party Ice (273k) (Thanks to Sam Dallas)

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