Jack Deveraux has done it once again
Won back the heart of Jennifer Horton
She's jealous of the fair Greta V.
Who's quite smitten with me!

But there could be a little glitch along the way
The princess thinks I'm gay

But that's a problem I'll deal with down the line
Tell Greta I'm straight after Jennifer is mine
When that happens it will be a dream come true...
La, la, la, whoop-de-do!!