CATALINA DAZE '02!
26 Miles to Santa Catalina!

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"Well here we sit waiting to board the Catalina Express	I think I'll call Mom and see where they are."	I'll just grab half of Krissie's sandwich now.	Yes, Hermosa Hotel is right up there.	Some of us are here!

I must call mom in the next booth!	Ron sits in hotel. "I wonder where they all are? I'm running out of beer!	Meanwhile-- Greg leads us into trouble! "Let's hit this place next"!	They have Karaoke here!	OK Greg..let's invade this pub!

"Giggle" Did you say Karate?	No silly, he said karaoke!	Whatever..Let's go I'm ready!	These margaritas are good!	Who are you little girl?

I feel like singing!	I'm all settled in with my tall beer!	Oh oh..red alert! Here comes the waiter with the BILL!	Let's stick Adam with the check! :)	Herb signs Adam's name to bill.

I think they are pulling something on me	I'll hide from the waiter.	I know nothing!	"Your bill comes to $200.. sir."	I'm out of here!

YIKES! Did he say $200. Loni?	Holy Juniper Berries! CLICK ON MY PICTURE!	"Blimey! Looks like $200. to me"!	Hmm..I must say, I think a hasty retreat is in order!	(I'll get him out of here) "Waiter..another Margarita!"

Righto! Let's split! Quickly, whilst he has gone!	Hey! Wait UP!	Here comes the waiter! Run for your life!!	Quick hide in here!	Good, we lost him. Let's try to look innocent & walk slowly down the street.

Well..look who's in this pub! Let's party before going to hotel.	Have you heard there's a Mole among us, Adam?	Ha ha! Who would it be? This is too funny!	Hey Krissie, did you know there is a MOLE in our group?	Yeah, I think it is that gal behind me in the hat! She's up to no good!

The Mole gets Greg. But he escapes with Sue's help. The killer waiter looks on!	(Sue & Greg duck into a shop.) "No thank you, I'm just looking."	"Well, actually, my big brother & I are hiding from a waiter but we got lost from our group who are hiding too!.	"You say you know THAT waiter, and he will hunt us down because of the sign on our backs?" Click photo and find the MOONER!	Let's make tracks for the hotel Greg before the AXE-WAITER finds us here!

Hey gang! We must head for the hotel to make plans on how to escape. Tell the rest to meet us there.	NO! It is time for tea! We must stop for tea first! (A fight ensues.)	Sue says "I WON!" Greg says "CHEATER!"	"Pip pip..yes, EVERYTHING stops for TEA!"	Might I suggest that we make haste as I calculate that Tony the Terrible is heading for our hotel at this very moment!

Never fear, R.J. is here, and Loni has the grape gun!	Well, I don't know about you guys, but I think it is time to do some serious planning about making our escape from this AXE MAN!	But first, another beer is in order.	I'll drink to that!	Righto! And flat on back is the best way to consume this.

Adam makes a call to his secret agent.	Ok...here's the plan! Fill your pants with BEER and get ready to leap out of the bathroom window!	Adam pours beer in R.J.'s pants as Loni and Cheri object!	Cheri says she has a couple of tricks to beguile this monster!	Greg says..."There should be no frivolity here..DEAR LORD....

Cheri says "I'll be brave and go out and look for the AXMAN!	"You are brave cuz you know that we are already on guard!..Yikes!! Here he comes! (Scream)	Coral says "Did I hear a screech? Everyone into the shower Aunt Evelyn,...the AXMAN is coming up the steps!"	"Thump thump thump.." (heavy footsteps approach!	"You guys is DEAD MEAT!" Click on me!

(The Catalina Kids quickly jump out of the bathroom window and gather together at the beach.) "HURRY! Suit up and let's get out of here"!	"Hey guys! Lookout behind you! Here HE comes!"	"Get rowing..FAST!"	"FASTER!"	The AXE WAITER drops from out of the sky!