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By: KingCooler

Hey hey, and welcome to another grand editorial. For this fine edition to the editorial's section, I would like to talk about a horrible gayness that has taken this country by storm! You may recall a editorial done by our own message board mistress, called: Pop Idles and the downfall of America. Well, though my editorial really has nothing to do with music, It plays a major opinion In today’s youth! I grew up In a college town…And I can remember all the way back to being 15 or 16 years old, and walking Oregon State’s streets on all days of the week and week-end, and seeing our great college kids and grads, passed out from to much beer on peoples steps. It would make any man, women, or child cry a happy cry, seeing all this that had any good sense of how to party. Wow…Those where the days. But now this total unbelievable gayness I was talking about, has infested It’s self with In this school In Oregon, and Is doing the same through out other schools In our country! This gayness, Is a new generation of party pooping, Zima drinking, don’t know how the fuck It’s done people! Where are they coming from? Who Is breeding them? Why? All we know Is that when I was 18, I was over at this sorority, and I heard the words that will haunt me till the day I die: “It’s Friday, let’s go pick up some Zima and do homework!”…o.o For all that this not gay, good, and makes our lives so great a lot of the times…How could this happen? What went wrong? I knew that this was the death of this school, and many others because I see them time to time taking trips up and down this west coast, but please don’t let this happen to your future college! There Is nothing any of us can do for the lost current souls at these school’s, but we can still affect the youth! If you’re a kid who has not yet graduated high school, and Is going to any college…Please get wasted, fucked up, and bring back the knowing of how It feels to have fun, back to our country’s school’s! Our nation Is riding on It! With out going through these major school’s, the people who actually know how to have fun, will slowly die off, and the world could be taken over my boring zombies like Rossie O’ Donald, those three sisters Hanson, and no more dreaded than my high school math teacher! Now sure, there are some cases to show that to much partying can lead to brain damage or mental retardation, such as George W. Bush. But It’s risk we should take! Go out! Get wasted! Get wasted for the good of our country! YES! *Hops away In his pink bunny costume*