Monkey.

By: KingCooler

Ok now, thank you once more for reading one of my fine editorials. So what's the topic this time, King? Well my good buddy, today I wish to talk about monkey's and guns...And I grand idea I have for them both! See, I was sitting down one day, watching a old western on the TV a while back, and there was this part to the movie where two sides of people started running around and shooting each other down. Now after I had seen this, my brain was storming up all kinds of kick ass shit. And about ten minutes later, I had It! What If we trained monkey's to use little .22 caliber pistols and rifles to run around and shoot each other. I mean, the people watching would be covered by todays best polymers, to make sure those monkey's did not shoot the watchers. But just sit back and think about all this... Doesn't It sound like the next big thing In sports!? Monkey's...Shooting each other....Maybe down the road, give them flame-packs, shotguns, and larger caliber rifles for the hardcore fans. But all this just seems so right to me...o.o Well, I know this editorial wasn't much, but It's not the size that counts. It's how fucking stupid I am. And I hope I made you all think, to how we can change sports around forever. Think about It...Are you thinking? You should be, couse I'm not.