Dave, it's very nice of you to take the time to chat with us today. We know you're a very busy man, and we are delighted that you would honor us with your esteemed presence. By the way, you look nice today, as always.

Dave: Thankyou, Dave. It's nice of you to say so.

Anyway, let's get on with the interview. I know you are in a hurry to get to your next interview, so I'll try to make this brief. Question 1: why did you decide to start a weblog?

Dave: Well, Dave, I want to say the things that a lot of other people are thinking but are afraid to say. It takes someone with courage to do that, and I'm that man.

Why have you decided not to use your last name if you are so brave, sir?

(Dave storms out of the interview but finally convinces himself to return)

Tell us more about yourself, Dave.....what do you do for a living, are you married, etc.

Dave: Well, Dave, I'm in the technical field, I'm single, and I'm looking. In fact, that's one of the reasons I decided to start this weblog. I am hoping to meet attractive women who will send me nude photos of themselves in positions that I never dreamed the human body could contort itself into.

I see. So, if I have this straight, you want to be the voice for the voiceless and get attractive women to send nude photos of themselves to you. Dave, I have to tell you, I read your first weblog entry and you were not too easy on the female gender. It's hard to imagine that women will be sending you any nude photos if you don't lighten up a bit.

Dave: I have one word for you, Dave: reverse psychology. Women are sick and tired of men kissing up to them all the time, holding doors, sending flowers and candy....what they want is a man with a backbone. When they see a strong man who stands up for what he believes, it drives them wild. They want what they cannot have.

Dave, I'm not sure that made any sense.

(Dave storms out of the interview again and has a hard time convincing himself to return this time).

...To be continued.

Read what the critics have to say about Dave:

"Five stars. Superb work. Must-read material." Anonymous reviewer

"I like it, man. Can you spare a dollar? I haven't eaten in 3 days." review by a homeless man on 53rd and Broadway in New York City

"I am convinced that he was either raised by wolves or crawled out from under a rock down by the swamp. There is no way this thing has a mother." Dan Seber of The New York Times

"Dave.....makes Rush Limbaugh look like a bleeding heart liberal." Kathy O'Toole of The Chicago Tribune

"I laughed. I cried. But, mostly I laughed. Very hard. What a nut." Drew Lambert of The Washington Post

"Right-wing wacko isn't strong enough." Sheryl Flaherty of The Houston Chronicle

"I can only recommend this maggot-infested garbage on an empty stomach. I take that back. I can't recommend this garbage under any circumstances." Dan J. Fink of USA Today.

"Anyone who reads this has been mentally raped." Nancy Keefe of NOW

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